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1. Nicknames? Google or "That Colin child" (commonly used by mothers to warn their kids about me)
2. Age: 14 (15 in a few months!)
3. Sex: Male
4. Where do you live? The rain capital of the world, Portland Oregon
5. What school do you attend? In summer, there is no school, but I'm going to be a freshman at Lake Oswego High School
6. Siblings? None, SINGLE CHILD, BIYOTCH!
7. Pets? My dog Harry, My bitchy kitty Max, our fish Dr. B, Flash, and Mr. Sparkle
8. Zodiac Sign? Saggitarius
9.Righty or Lefty: Lefty, and proud of it!
10. Hair color? Dark brown, probably turning black due to hormones
11. Eye color? Dark brown
12. height? Six feet and 2 inches
13. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Neither, I can see fine
14. Do you have any piercing? One in the left ear, no earring though
15. Do you wear any rings? Yes, my Scottish loop ring over my neck a la Frodo
16. Do you have a certain fashion you follow? What is this fashion you speak? As long as it keeps my giblets from being exposed, I'm fine
17. How are you today? Spent the day taking a stinky couch to the dumpster, took a nice cold shower, and now I feel greeeeeeeat.
18. What pants are you wearing right now? I'm wearing a towel, all my clothes are in the washing machine
19. What shirt are you wearing right now? MY SKIN!
20. What does your hair look like at the moment? Wet and spiky
21. What song are u listening to right now? "In Bloom" by Nirvana
22. How is the weather right now? Nice and sunny, yet we have a lot of shade
23. Last person you talked to on the phone? Ariel
24. Last Dream you can remember? I was being chased by my dad and he was telling me if I tried Viagra I would get better insurance rates, and then I feel into this huge pool and all these pop-up ads started attacking me until I woke up. Please don't put me in the loony house.
25. Who are you talking to right now? Myself, and I'm doing just fine, thank you!
26. What time is it? 5:10 PM
28. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 5561
29. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Silver, cause I'm bright and shiny and yet I'm never used
30. Have you ever almost died? I almost fell from a Ferris Wheel... we were at the top and I slid out. I don't like Ferris Wheels (you'll understand, Carly)
31. Do you like the person that sent u this? sent me this? I stole this from Metallica metalfest. He's a pretty cool guy, writes lots of good songs and we like the same music. I'd want to meet him, he sounds like an awesome dude. It's almost like we're twins, except he's two years older then I. And he's in England. Damn.
32. How do you eat an Oreo? Twist it in two and lick the cream off
33. What's the next CD you are going to buy? Drowning Pool "Sinner"
34. What's the best advice ever given to you? Don't try to make a life, live a life.
35. Have u ever won any special award? Funniest Boy in Choir
36. Worst sickness u ever had? My immune system is pretty strong, but I had a bad hacking cough and fever for a week or so (I know, lame)
37. What's the stupidest thing u ever done? Painted white paint on the apartment courtyard so I could play soccer...that or when I lost my mother's jewel earrings in the grass
38. If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why? Me lying. I lie alot to get attention, and I want to be like Jim Carrey in that movie and be physically unable to lie
39. Where do you shop the most? Borders or Sam Goody
40. How many kids do you want to have? Children are evil...I know, I am one.
41. Son's name? Well, okay...Nathaniel
42. Daughter's name? Emma
43. Do you do drugs? If I did, I'd be talking about chocolate on this survey
44. What kind of shampoo? The one that doesn't smell like horse shit
47. How many TV's do you have in your house? 3; a big one upstairs, one in mom's room, and another one I got out of the dumpster and put in my den
48. Do you have your own tv? Didn't you read above? Of course
49.Do you have your own phone line? Nope, one phone, two people
50. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Yeah, a monkey...I do so love monkeys
51. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? My ankle a whole shit load of times
52. Who do you dream about? Ariel...I know it sounds cheesy, but I dream about her all the time...
53. Who do you tell your dreams to? Mom if it's a really weird dream
54. Who's the loudest friend you have? Carly
55. Who's the quietest friend? Gavin...he dispenses wisdom, he's kind of like Yoda
56. Is cheerleading a sport? HAHAHAHAHAHA
57. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsies pop? Why does anyone care? People in the 70s are screwed up
58. First, the chicken or the egg? one cell organisms first, idiot
59. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? Yes, Ariel...yay I feel so loved
60. Do you have a crush? No
61. Who is your crush? I don't have one!
62. Did you send this to your crush? Um, helloooo? Read, idiot!
63. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? Paris...mom said it was beautiful
64. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? If they have good hair
65. Do you find yourself attractive? Eh...kind of... not really
66. Do you find yourself ugly? No, I'M A SEXY STUD!
67. Do others find you attractive? I'm sure some of them do, I know my girlfriend does

**********Pick One: THIS OR THAT**********
98. Lights on/off? On idiot
99. Sun or rain? Rain
100. Mickey D's(McDonalds) or BK(Burger King)? Mc Donalds
101. Do u like scary or happy movies better? Both are shit
102. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC? BOTH MUST DIE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DEATH...DAMN YOU MTV!
103. On the phone or in person? For what?
104. Paper or plastic? Paper, easier to handle groceries
105. Sausage or pepperoni? Sausage, it looks like a cigar and I can be like FDR
106. Summer or winter? Fall, idiot!
107. Hugs or kisses? Both are good
108. Chocolate or white milk? White milk, iss good and nutritious
109. Root Beer or Dr. pepper? Root beer
110. Glass half full or half empty? Half full, since when you filled the glass to show me, you half-filled it. Now, if you filled a glass up to the top and poured out one half, I would of said half empty because you half emptied it. I finally ended the debate.
111. Tape or DVD? DVDs are better to watch, but I love tapes for the nostalgia value
112. Cats or Dog? Dogs
113. Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate, duh!
114. Skiing or Boarding? Boarding, looks cooler
116. Cake or pie? Cake, I don't like pie
117. Diamond or pearl? Diamond, prettier
118. Sunset or sunrise? Sunrise, looks so romantic

****************Your FAVS****************
119. Color? Black, I know, so original
120. Food? Anything Italian
121. Fast Food? Jack in the Box
122. Candy? Snickers
123. Beverage? Sprite
124. Ice Cream Flavor? Mud Slide
125. Sports? Track and Rugby
126. Animal? Dog
127. Number? 12
128. Radio Station? 101.5 or 101.1 KUFO The West Coast's REAL rock!
129. Band or singer? Singer: James Hetfield Band: Metallica
130. Fav. Actor or Actress? Actor: Zach Braff. Actress: Meryl Streep
131. Fav. Day of the Year? December 4th
132. Fav. month? June, school is out
134. Store? Any music or book store
136. Teacher? None, it's Summer!

**************HAVE you EVER**************
139. Ever gotten dumped? Nope
140. Broke the Law? Nope
141. Tried to kill yourself? Yes
142. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Oh hell yes

*******oN a FiNal NoTe***********
143. Do you like filling these out? Yes, I like when people know about me
144. Do u want your friends to write back? YOU BETTER WRITE, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
145. Who is least likely to respond? Moonshinehollow
146. Who is most likely to respond? Am4no and Metallica metalfest

TWO
The Basics:
1.)When did you join DA: November 6, 2004, 1:29 PM
2.)How did you first find out about DA: My friend Carly
3.)Where were you when you signed up: At my own computer
4.)What is the origin behind your DA name: Mr Google is a character I created in 6th grade, Jester's Boy is what people think of me, as this humorous guy (which I am)
5.)What is your password: I'm not going to tell you, what do you think, I'm a idiot?
6.)What was the first thing you ever submitted: An old drawing of this guys eyes popping out of his head
7.) Who was the first person to watch you on DA: Moonshinehollow, I think (thank you, Rosie!)
8.)What was the first deviation you added to your favorites list? Driving back the Tide by nachtwulf
9.)Who was the first person you watched on DA? littlegeek42 or moonshinehollow
10.)Why did you choose to watch them? Friends from school that are really cool
11.)What is your all time favourite deviation? Too many
12.) What top three artists do you admire the most on DA? Nachtwulf for art... Moonshinehollow for poetry... and littlegeek42 for writing
13.)What is you favorite DAmn Chat room: Don't have one
14.)What is your favorite DA Forum? Don't have one
15.)Who is your favorite member on the DA Staff? The one that greets people
16.)What is/are your favorite emoticon/s: This one

Have you ever...
17.)...Judged an artist purely by their page views? No
18.)...Used stock without crediting the stock artist: Nope
19.)...Received a comment that made your day: Almost all comments make my day
20.)...Received a comment that ruined your day: Nope
21.)Been jealous of another artist: oh hell yes!

Your Gallery:
22.)What is your favourite thing you've submitted? May 26, I was on a writing streak
23.) Name three adjectives that you think best describe your gallery? Interesting, Smelly, Boy-like
24.) (If you use colors) What would you say is the most used color in your work: Um... gray lead from a pencil? Wait, do they use graphite in pencils now?
25.)What are your artistic strengths: writing tells-it-like-it-is lyrics
26.) What are your artistic weaknesses: Sometimes writing the same thing over and over again

THREE
1. Are you male or female?
male
2. Describe yourself.
Funny
3. How do some people feel about you?
Crazy, talented, insane
4. How do you feel about yourself?
I'm the best mofo on the planet
5. Describe your boy/girlfriend.
Beautiful, funny and smart
6. Where would you rather be?
Paris
7. Describe what you want to be.
A rock star! That or a socioligist
8. Describe how you live.
On the edge
9. Describe how you love.
I cuddle
10. Share a few words of wisdom.
"Doing something is great"
"Being something is wonderful"
"Just doing is a beautiful thing."

FOUR
Bedtime Survey
1. Where did you sleep last night? My cozy bed
2. How was your sleep? deep and dreamless
3. When did you go to bed? 3:30 AM
4. When did you get up? 3:00 PM
5. How many stuffed animals are on your bed?
ALOT
6. Do they have names? I forgot them all
7. What's your room smell like? Like dude
8. Where is your room? Third floor down, to the left in a cave
9. Who's room is closest to yours? My den, it is an entity itself
10. Is your room clean? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11. What do you do in your room? Sleep and play guitar
13. What do you wish was in your room? Oodles of money
14. What are your favorite pajamas? I sleep in my clothes
15. Whats the most recent cool thing you found in your room? A spider
16. Do you have a big closet? Eh, not really
17. Whats the dumbest thing in your closet? A large NERF gun
18. Whats your favorite song? Smells Like Teen Spirit or Enter Sandman
19. This is the last question. What do you have to say? YOU CALL THAT A QUESTION?!?